THE VOICE IN THE DESERT

A Fit And Proper Person From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (15 hours old)

The dark forces of football oligarchy are ganging up on little Chester City but it looks like one rule for the minnows, another for the big clubs. The FA have ordered Stephen Vaughan, Chester’s owner … more

Attack Of The Killer Trousers From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (1 day old)

Have you ever noticed anything sinister about the trousers old men wear. Attack Of The Killer Trousers… more

Playing Politics With The Dear Old Queen From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

The Queen’s Speech by convention, wile setting out the government’s programme is not about party politics nor is it supposed to be about a failing government shafting the opposition that will soon rep… more

Another Afghan Fiasco From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (3 days old)

The government of the NATO allies are talking about an exit strategy to hand over power and security to the corrupt and dydfunctional Afghan government and abandon the diastrous war in Afghanistan. … more

The Real Queen's Speech Redux From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

It is well known that every year HM The Queen writes her own speech for the state opening of parliament and that every year The Government goes to great lengths to ensure the draft is lost and Queenie… more

A Pretty Maid Must Show 40% To Get Laid. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

I'm an unlikely Daily Mail reader but this link, sent to me by a mate who knows how much Boggart Blog loves pointless research stories, pricked my curiosity. It will take you to an item that claims a … more

President Rimmer Obama From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

Looking around American blogs today I see there is a kerfuffle about President O's deep bow to the Emperor Of Japan. Typically the Politically Correct Thought Police are defending Obama. "What is wron… more

BNP go mad in Essex. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

We have just heard from the BNP Annual conference in (ta-ta-tada-ta-taaa) Wigan that BNP leaders will stand in the forthcoming general election as a candidate for BARKING. 'Nuff said? (BBC Ne… more

Octomum From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

To avoid misunderstanding the title is not a new Bond film or a character from tonight's (eagerly anticipated) Doctor Who adventure. Octomum, or Octomom as she is American is the Latina woman who h… more

Doctor Doctor From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (7 days old)

As the government pumps up the hype on the swine flu pandemic, the better to help its major donors in the phramaceutical industry I thought it was a good time to revive this old ditty: Doctor Docto… more

Swine Flu - No worries, you'll just gain a few pounds From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (7 days old)

The government of control freaks are keeping up their fear and panic campaign to turns us all into gibbering wrecks who cower in fear of swine flu. Boggart Blog has always said this scare is simply ab… more

Marking computer Says No AsTop Writers Fail Their English A Level. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (8 days old)

Boggart Blog makes it our business to invigilate the progressive education lobby for sings of loonyness. An we have to be honest, they keep us busy. One of the most crackpot ideas to come out of th… more

Simon Cowell Secret Revealed From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 days old)

Boggart Blog has not been following The X Factor this time round because, well let’s be honest, we have done all the cheap jokes in the past. Also the biggest X Factor joke this year is Jedward and no… more

Going Batty For A BJ? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (10 days old)

Fancy a BJ? Not a blow job but a bat job. Bats are into oral sex it seems. According to natrualists who study bats for a living (well someone has to do it, more than two-thirds of female short-nosed (… more

Evolution Classes In Junior School Could Be A Mistake From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (11 days old)

Following on from fatsally’s report a few weeks ago that the government planned to consult (cue portentous chords) “experts” about reforming the primary school curriculum we have now learned from our … more

Bloggers Who Stare At Goats From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (12 days old)

You have all seen adverts for the new Hollywood film release Men Who Stare At Goats. Well no need to waste your money to find out what it is all about. Boggart Blog were on the case of this story way … more

Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (12 days old)

Speaking on American television Google CEO pledged that his company would not become a creepy gang of world domination freaks like Microsoft did some years ago. Asked by the interviewer how from th… more

Too Fat To Be Guilty - Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (13 days old)

Edward Ates reaction on being pronunced guity of murder after his trial for for killing Paul Duncsak, was one of disbelief. Duncsak was shot six times at his home 25 miles north-west of New York. T… more

Forget Booze Cruise, Now It’s The Fag Drag From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (14 days old)

We ought to have reached the point in the life of this Labour government when satirists and polemicists start to lay off them and turn our attention to The Conservatives who will surely sweep to power… more

Kidman’s Alien Sex Fetish From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (15 days old)

Statuesque blonde Australian actress and sex symbol (if you like that sort of thing) Nicole Kidman has confessed in a celebrity interview with GQ magazine that in one of her love affairs she had explo… more

The New Guy Fawkes From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (15 days old)

Where are Catesby and his co - conspirators when we need them? Where is our gunpowder plot this bonfire night? Not that I'd want the buggers to blow up The Palace of Westminster, it is a wonderful bui… more

Stimulating The Radio Active Rabbits From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (16 days old)

An American friend sent me this list of some of her favourite items funded by money from the US Government's stimulus bill. •$300,000 for a GPS-equipped helicopter to hunt for radioactive rabbit dr… more

The Biggest Government Deficit In The West From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (17 days old)

Well at least we're on top at something. See league table… more

Stupid Criminal Of The Week Returns From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (17 days old)

It is with great pleasure we announce the return of the Boggart Blog stupid criminal of the week award. In the early days of Boggart Blog we would feature this occasional series whenever we encount… more

The eXtacy factor From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (18 days old)

Well Professor Nutt certainly kicked things off with his claim that drugs like E, Cannabis and LSD are no more dangerous that alcohol and tobacco. While we agree with the Prof, you must bear in mind w… more

She Had It All Except A Life From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (19 days old)

As the political editor of The Observer leaves her job with the quote, "I had it all but I didn't have a life," this article at Iain Dale's Diary blog sums up very briefly how success can diminish our… more

E versus J&B From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (19 days old)

E versus J&B I know we say this quite frequently but where would this blog be without those whacky folks who feed us material by doing pointless research. The latest finding, announced by the a… more

The Acme Of Bad Luck From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (20 days old)

Saddest news story of the week concerns the unfortunate death of Canadian folk singer Taylor Mitchell. 19 year old Taylor died just after embarking on a a tour of eastern Canada promoting her first al… more

Tonguing Willie From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (22 days old)

What a headline!!! Worth 3 exclamation marks. Well every now and them we Boggart Bloggers like to show up the Tabloid headline writers for the rank amateurs they really are. So as this story is not… more

Classy Comic or Rampant Rabbit? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (24 days old)

There is no doubt Michal MacIntyre is one of the top stand up comedy acts around at the moment. He has a good personality, quickfire delivery and some great materian ..........and don't you want to pu… more